Three Year Old Logic

Anna has been trying to explain how the world works to us lately and sometimes her logic is incredibly sweet ...



when she gets her glasses then she will be able to read.
wind is naughty, it tries to steal little girls hair in order to make bird nests.
boys can not eat carrots.
bugs have magic in them and that is why they fly, nothing to do with wings.
one day she may grow wings and/or a tail.
Sammy can talk, he just talks so quietly we cannot hear him yet.
sunshine has a taste and it is bubblegum.
mommy has a magic wand hidden somewhere to clean the house.
the worst thing you can do in the world is bite someone :)
fairies play with her toys at night when she is asleep and they are very tidy.
one day she may not ever have to tinkle or poop again.
dogs are all girls, cats are all girls, and rabbits are all boys.